tall asshole it's short bitch apparently it's drunk text demons night how's it hanging piss anyone off recently? like i mean, truly and spectacularly, would win awards from how you made them melt down sort of piss off assuming you didn't actually melt them down if you melt someone down can you turn them into a trophy? is that a thing in hell?
May I suggest being a tad wary of which demons you text while inebriated, some are less hospitable than others. But enough of the nearly good advice from me, there has been no melting down of people as of late though, now that you bring it up, I am curious as to how that would play out. I have never been the type to keep souvenirs of my kills, but trophies kinda sound nicer.
How morbid is it to have a bone trophy though? Not that I care but--
Anyway, nothing too new, how have you come to such a beautiful state this evening?
i'm not texting strange demons i'm texting demons that i have at least spoken to once in person, and/or slept with or received announcements of their sexual prowess from
bone trophies make sense but i was wondering about all the other stuff that comes off the bone
it sounds really disgusting in text now that i've said it
also, my beautiful state (i am always in a beautiful state regardless of drunkenness) is due to purloined top-shelf liquor
i would share but my ill-gotten gains are mine and mine alone
.... that last one is Cheonil isn't it. I should really just give that kid a Cardinal already.
Sloth. What do you think? Would he hate that enough to make the work worth it?
Eh, you just... melt the tendons and such off, no big deal. There are still a few demons that have a taste for human flesh so I am sure I could give it to them if I really wants, but not sure I feel like doing any of them any favours.
And you are taunting me, aren't you? I knew there was a reason I liked you. Not just because you had the gall to kick me out of the bar either, you taunt. It's so refreshing.
I can neither confirm or deny if it's going to result in him getting assigned an unsuitable Cardinal. You may have nearly the same face but I enjoy you both for different reasons and a miserable Cheonil is not in my best interests.
Also why go through the work yourself when you could have some other demons do the melting and then deny them the joys of having the flesh and good bits I guess?? Less work for you, more profit with a side of making someone deserving miserable.
And of course I taunt. What's the point of going through life pretending to be other than I am just because someone bigger and more powerful may squish me? You're not insecure enough to be affected by one witch's sass.
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apparently it's drunk text demons night
how's it hanging
piss anyone off recently?
like i mean, truly and spectacularly, would win awards from how you made them melt down sort of piss off
assuming you didn't actually melt them down
if you melt someone down can you turn them into a trophy? is that a thing in hell?
signed, too curious in seoul ♥
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May I suggest being a tad wary of which demons you text while inebriated, some are less hospitable than others. But enough of the nearly good advice from me, there has been no melting down of people as of late though, now that you bring it up, I am curious as to how that would play out. I have never been the type to keep souvenirs of my kills, but trophies kinda sound nicer.
How morbid is it to have a bone trophy though? Not that I care but--
Anyway, nothing too new, how have you come to such a beautiful state this evening?
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or received announcements of their sexual prowess from
bone trophies make sense but i was wondering about all the other stuff that comes off the bone
it sounds really disgusting in text now that i've said it
also, my beautiful state (i am always in a beautiful state regardless of drunkenness) is due to purloined top-shelf liquor
i would share but my ill-gotten gains are mine and mine alone
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Sloth. What do you think? Would he hate that enough to make the work worth it?
Eh, you just... melt the tendons and such off, no big deal. There are still a few demons that have a taste for human flesh so I am sure I could give it to them if I really wants, but not sure I feel like doing any of them any favours.
And you are taunting me, aren't you? I knew there was a reason I liked you. Not just because you had the gall to kick me out of the bar either, you taunt. It's so refreshing.
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Also why go through the work yourself when you could have some other demons do the melting and then deny them the joys of having the flesh and good bits I guess?? Less work for you, more profit with a side of making someone deserving miserable.
And of course I taunt. What's the point of going through life pretending to be other than I am just because someone bigger and more powerful may squish me? You're not insecure enough to be affected by one witch's sass.